"Raster," his managers voice boomed in his ear as they team went over the pitching patterns of the big round tit and ass next days starter.
It yanked him away from a picnic with Annie.
"Either whack off or get laid, boy, cause the pussy that big round tit and ass is in your head is killing your bat." The roar of his teammates was loud in the small locker room and for the rest of the trip, jars of Vaseline, rolls of toilet paper and Porno Magazines were stuffed into his locker before and after every game.
Even Chip, his road-trip roommate since he got drafted, joined in.
"So Mike, do you some need quality time with old rosy and her five daughters? I can always step outside. Hell, I even made you a sign." Chip reached into his sports bag pulled out a make-shift door sign that he had made of an old stat sheet.
He flung it over to Mike.
On the back, he had drawn a spurting phallic and the words Self-Gratification in Progress in big letters above it and "Do Not Disturb" along the bottom.
Mike crumpled up the sign and threw back at Chip who was standing across the room cackling like a schoolboy.
Mike arrived home at seven oclock at night.
Nine more grueling days had passed.
He had survived the road trip and the continuous razzing from his team.
His game was still in a huge slump but at least for the moment the constant harassment was over.
He dropped his bag in the center of his living room, opened it and pulled out his old aluminum bat that he took to away games for good luck.
In the reflection big round tit and ass of the windows, he practiced his swing, focusing on the little things that usually contributed to a slump big round tit and ass.
"See the ball, shift your weight, snap your wrists and explode." He thought as he swung.
It felt like it always had.
He just wasn making contact.
The ball looked like a marble as it crossed home plate.
"Whats the use." He tossed the bat into the cushions of the couch.
"Its all in your head." Just then, the phone rang.
"Hello," Mike grumbled into the phone.
"Welcome home, stranger." Annies cheerful voice was on the other end.
"Hi. I am kind of busy." Mike was not really in the mood to big round tit and ass talk.
"Do you have any wine?" Her voice was soothing.
"Yeah, I think so." Mike glanced big round tit and ass over his shoulder to the kitchen at the unopened bottle resting on top of the refrigerator.